August 4, 2016 by kYmizsofly
Tip #1: DO remain calm and collected if you meet a rapper Jeb Bush found himself at the Georgia state Capitol with Ludacris in March. Luda has shown himself to be friendly to Democrats and Republicans alike, so luckily for Bush, there were no awkward run-ins — just a photo-op and chance to make a joke about Ludacris being Bush’s opening act. This was good.
Tip #2: DON’T participate in amateur rap performances It’s almost too awkward to watch. Karl Rove dancing to this bad freestyle rap about him at the 2007 Radio and Television Correspondents’ Dinner is worse than any rap performance you made up for a science group presentation in junior high that you thought was clever at the time but was actually extremely cringe-worthy. This was bad.
Tip #3: DO make a reference to a rap song if you can pull it off When campaigning in 2008 against Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama did the motion for “brush the dirt off your shoulder” at a rally, and it worked really well. When asked if it was a reference to Jay Z’s “Dirt Off Your Shoulder,” a spokesperson said Obama had some Jay-Z on his iPod. If you can pull it off, do it. This was good.
Tip #4: DON’T say ‘Who Let The Dogs Out’ when taking a photo with voters There’s no reason any of us should quote the Baha Men — least of all a presidential candidate. When Mitt Romney was caught on camera asking “who let the dogs out,” a campaign spokesman said it was in response to someone asking, “Who let you out?” But still. That song came out in 2000, and it was bad back then. This was bad.
Tip #5: DO invite a gospel choir to your campaign rally to perform Eminem Ben Carson had one of the best — or at least, most elaborate — presidential announcements of this election, and this Detroit choir singing “Lose Yourself” was a big part of the reason why. This was good.
Tip #6 DON’T read rap lyrics on the Senate floor Sen. Orrin G. Hatch (R-Utah) is one of the countless members of Congress who has read rap lyrics in the hallowed halls of our nation’s Capitol. Often, they’ve been read as proof of just how corrupting they are. But remember, people once raged against Elvis and the Beatles, and their fans turned out alright (for the most part). Also, the First Amendment. This was bad.
Tip #7 DO play a rap that’s been specially rewritten for your campaign — if it’s good Rick Perry played a remix of Colt Ford’s “Answer to No One” at his campaign announcement. The remix mentioned Perry. It’s a catchy country-rap song about flying the flag, toting the Bible and protecting the border. Perfect for the Texas Republican. This was good.
Tip #8 DON’T dance to “Gangnam Style” Rep. John Lewis (D-Ga.) did Psy’s famous dance in a video for the group Asian Americans Advancing Justice Atlanta. Like rapping “Who Let The Dogs Out,” this is something none of us should be doing, especially polls.
Tip #9 DO show your rap expertise — if you’ve got it Marco Rubio knows rap better than any 2016 candidate out there. He prefers West Coast to East, Tupac to Biggie, and likes Eminem and Minaj. Think TMZ could get Jeb or Hillary to talk about whether Lil Wayne’s the new ‘Pac? This was good.